NO ONE TOLD CRISPY

No one told Crispy that the bridge of his nose would hurt if he started to wear glasses. No one. Worse yet, no one told him that although he looked smarter with glasses, he appeared less so when he was wearing glasses and frowing. And so Crispy, with an aching nose and furrowed brow and a troubled heart, mounted his bicycle and rode far away into the purple light of sunset which looked all too real from a distance, especially without his glasses.

all artwork, except likenesses of Lyndon B. Johnson, by Crispy Flotilla ® 2006