Saturday, September 28, 2013

There are eleven signs that your man is having an affair.

Most people say: there are ten signs that your man is having an affair.

But most people are having an affair. They find ten signs, and then they go away and have an affair. They leave the eleventh sign 

on the floor next to the umbrella stand. The eleventh sign is: the red umbrella is missing.

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