AYE PLUS ONE

Everyone in the office says: "Today's a good day to play golf."

The office is empty. Sometimes I think about the movie HIGH NOON when I am in the office.

Out at the golf course, even the golf course is saying "Today's a good day to play golf."

If I could change the world, I would turn salespeople into tiny little aye ayes.

They're really a thing. Look them up in a book about animals.