WEDNESDAY

CNN

Our son was going to die

but then there was fish oil.

And my son didn’t die.

And there was more fish oil.

ASK

Ann wore de la Renta.

She knew not to cap

de la. 

HARPERS

The incumbent can handle

extra terrestrials better 

than the challenger

by a margin

of  2 - 1

TIME

I love my daughter

but I am not crazy

about her DNA

BBC

Sandy is ironically

in Jamaica

MSNBC

The President says

tight things don’t

surprise him

SLATE

If you go back in time

you could beat up

a neanderthal and 

his popeye arms

NPR

Rajat Gupta

Galleon Rajaratnam

NYT

Peanut Butter and Pickles

throw jelly to the curb

like an abandoned lover

filled with strawberries

THE ATLANTIC

Where or when

is our lush life?