FUN FACTS ABOUT HAPPILY MARRIED NEWSCASTERS

Walter Cronkite put down his glasses angrily.

“You love me?” Walter Cronkite growled, “Well,
“if you love me, then my name is Walter Cronkite.”

Mrs. Cronkite stared at Walter Cronkite.

I forget her first name.

She could have sworn he was Walter Cronkite.

Cronkite, W.

What th– she thought.

I just don’t– she said.

But there’s one thing
she did know for sure:

they both loved to eat
pastrami sandwiches
at midnight!