Monday, January 25, 2010

MONDAY

Today I wrote a letter to Metallica: Why can’t you write wonderful catchy songs about puppets anymore? I wrote the letter in my brain.

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Today I agreed with David Foster Wallace, of course lobsters do not like to be thrown in boiling water and boiled to death.

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Today I was surprised to discover that Einstein had a brother and that they make bagels together and that you can become a fan of their bagels on FACEBOOK and if you do they will send you a free bagel and schmear.

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