Dear Y,

I have tabulated the ages of my elementary school teachers. According to my calculations:

Mrs. Doak (ornery) is now 114
Mrs. Bollinger (“Mrs. Bowling Ball”), 109
Mrs. Yeager (snowy white hair), 124
Mrs. Melville (milk and cookies recess), 111
Mrs. Zellner (big tummy), 98.
Mr. Mitchell (?)

I will call Mrs. Zelner first. I still feel bad when she got pregnant and had a baby and came back and we all shouted WE LOVE YOU and she cried and the baby screamed. We loved her so much.



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