Dear X,

Recently a friend wrote to me and said “That is a very small cow.” I feel you should never judge a cow by its size. And this is only a photo of a cow. If you want to judge something, judge the photograph. It’s very grainy, and the cow is blinking because it is so bright outside.

The photographer is a mean man who does not understand small cows.  Why did he bring her to this studio? There is nothing to play with here and t is so cold and damp, although unusually sunny as well. You can see it all in this cold, small photo.

Love,
Ricky

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