WEDDING CAPER

I threw the wedding out the window.

It broke like a xylophone.

I know, what does that mean?

If you haven’t experienced this, I can’t explain it.

Go to the store and buy a wedding.

Go into the woods and find a xylophone.

Go to heaven after you are dead and buy a building.

Wake up.

Bring the building back to where there’s a building space.

Don’t worry.

It’s yours now so you can walk up the stairs.

With the wedding on your back.

Out you go, from the second floor, wedding!

Did you remember to tie the xylophone to it?

I bet you didn’t.

Start over.

I hear music.

Could it be I’m falling in love?

Fall in love.

Say: will you marry me?