They are feeding LSD to the bison of Montana. This is not good.
The bison are interested in LSD but it is not good for them at all.
The owners of the bison are understandably furious about this.
Bison cannot do the things that bison should do – like romp and
mount – when they are hallucinating. What can they do about these
acid eating bison? What will transpire with the bison population
if the culprits do not desist? What will the world feel like when you
can no longer say “Out there in the prairie – I think I spotted some
bison” when the fields seem to glow in the pale afternoon light?
It is worth keeping in mind that the bison eat the LSD
the first time out of politeness. The second time, out of desire.
The bison are interested in LSD but it is not good for them at all.
The owners of the bison are understandably furious about this.
Bison cannot do the things that bison should do – like romp and
mount – when they are hallucinating. What can they do about these
acid eating bison? What will transpire with the bison population
if the culprits do not desist? What will the world feel like when you
can no longer say “Out there in the prairie – I think I spotted some
bison” when the fields seem to glow in the pale afternoon light?
It is worth keeping in mind that the bison eat the LSD
the first time out of politeness. The second time, out of desire.
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