Tuesday, August 18, 2009

IT’S PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!

S is for the Swayze that makes me love the word Patrick!

W is the way in which I love the words – Patrick Swayze!*

A is for the grade that I give to the man that we call Swayze – Patrick Swayze to be specific!

Y? Because Walt Disney says ‘We love you’ every time he draws a picture in order to please you and make you happy and lest you draw neigh fearful of your mortality: Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards! Walt Disney says, Seal the hushed casket of my soul!

Seriously.

Z is Zygote, the first stage of a new unique organism when it consists of just a single cell. The term is also used more loosely to refer to the group of cells formed by the first few cell divisions, although this is properly referred to as a blastomere. A zygote is usually produced by a fertilization event between two haploid cells - an ovum from a female and a sperm cell from a male - which combine to form the single diploid cell. Thus the zygote contains DNA originating from both mother and father and this provides all the genetic information necessary to form a new individual.

E is for EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I am so happy watching Patrick Swayze in ROADHOUSE because he is the MAN! Think Tough Bouncer Taming The Dirty Bar When The Dancing’s Over And Now It Gets Dirty! The Man he is, and I am sure watching Him every time I watch ROADHOUSE! Not you, Sam Elliott, nor you, Ben Gazzara, nor especially you, Chino ‘Fats’ Williams (as ‘The Derelect’) nor you John William Young (as ‘Tinker’) NOT EVEN YOU, Cheryl Baker (as ‘Well Endowed Wife!’) – no! None of the above except the preceding above: PATRICK SWAYZE, I watch you, and this movie, this life, this world, is ROADHOUSE.**


* W can also stand for “Why? Because we love you” which Walt Disney invented.

** R stands for “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse” which is currently featuring a complete three course meal for only $39.99 at local participating franchises as advertised in the sidebar to the IMDB information portal regarding the movie ROADHOUSE, although there is no ‘R’ in ‘Swayze’, only in ‘Patrick’ or I guess, ‘Roadhouse.’

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