Wednesday, January 07, 2009

SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES THE RIGHT WORDS WITH THE RIGHT INFLECTIONS ABOUT THE RIGHT PIE WITH OF COURSE THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS AND THE PROPER BAKING TIME

The way you describe banana cream pie could make the most heartless assassin

one who killed completely innocent people for really small amounts of money–maybe just enough for an El Producto cigar

rise from the grave, covered in gushy, smelly flesh and viscera and graveyard dirt

stand proud and tall and thrust one arm towards the sky and proclaim:

“That sounds like the most delicious pie in the world!”

He wants it

He needs it

He's never been more serious in his life

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