LESSON

I took my friend’s marijuana and put it in a tupperware 

container in the fridge and told her I would keep it there 

until she could leave me a message giving me directions 

to the hospital without laughing so hard that I couldn’t

understand if it was on Fifth Street or Fiftieth Street or

in Seneca or in Slovakia or in the middle of Neal Sedaka. 

Someday I will return her marijuana to her when she can

and when I do I will keep the tupperware even though it’s 

really hers. Why? Well, I just love tupperware, that’s why.