PHOTO DIARY #1

I know, I know, I wonder what happened to her arm, too. Before she was in North Carolina, she was in the living room in Florida. But we never went into the living room in Florida, so I don't know what could have possibly happened to her arm. Before I wondered what happened to her arm, I wondered what her name was. Once she lost her arm, God knows how, I just decided to call her Madge. That seemed like a good name for a one-armed French bored lady.