CRISPY FLOTILLA

Jerry Lee Lewis once said:

Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee Drinking Wine

and I said: Pardon me? and he said

Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee Drinking Wine

and I said: Huh?

and he said: Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O...oh forget it!

And I said OK

and I went to the kitchen

and poured myself a refreshing glass

of cranberry spritzer.

And guess who was on the radio?
Why, Perry Como.