A DOGGIE'S FACE ON A TEE SHIRT?

A doggie's face on a tee shirt?

It’s sublime! Somehow, though,

I feel as though we are committing

a terrible crime, and we might be,

sort of like when you visit a country

and you don’t know what is proper

until you are in jail for the rest of 

your life. But what is the crime? 

Thinking it? Making it? Buying it? 

It all comes back to dogs. In my heart, 

I fear those who love dogs more than those

who are dogs. And this fear, it isn’t at all sublime. 

It’s like a tee shirt with a dog on it. Only take away 

the dog and the fear. Imagine who’s to blame. Now 

what you have. It’s not a game. It’s sublime.