AS THOUGH WEED WEREN'T ENOUGH, HERE COMES FRED

FRED, which is beloved by me and comes from way back yonder say 1998, is available here and now and ready to be acquired. The "Fred" to whom this is dedicated is neither a Fred by name or temperament; tellingly, though, he has yet to purchase a copy of FRED himself. Perhaps even more tellingly, I am not about to send him a copy. No way. For this and many reasons, I do adore my FRED.