ALL CRISPIES FREE!

I am reading a book about a man from England who goes to Belgium and falls in love with his student and she runs away and he follows her and finds her in a graveyard weeping for her mother and as I read it in a bar waiting to hear a jazz band I ask for a Belgian beer and they say they don’t have one but they do have one that tastes like a Belgian beer made in America and so I buy that instead and I listen to the jazz band and drink the beer and take a walk to the graveyard to see if she is still there.