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I recently bought a book after reading one sentence in it that mentioned the history of the use of umbrellas on stage. Soon it will arrive in the mail. I am excited, but also a little concerned that the entire book might be about umbrellas in different places, which means that I might have just bought my first book that is entirely about umbrellas and their lives And now I am already disappointed, because it occurs to me that it is extremely unlikely that this book will be an umbrella book and about umbrellas only which I began to be excited about, and now, disappointed. More than disappointed, I am disillusioned. That which I feared, I already miss, and soon it will arrive, and when it does, something I will feel.