THE OLYMPICS

One man at the top of the subway pointed towards Julia Child’s kitchen. Another man told us that he was trying his best to help Catatonic Homeless Women and didn’t point at Julia Child’s kitchen. Julia Child! the first one screamed. Women! I help women! screamed the second. Which man did you like best, she asked. I can’t decide, I said. We looked at both men. It was so hard to decide. That made the men jump up and down and up and down and up and, of course, down.