IF I HAD DIED AT 54, I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN THAT F SCOTT FITZGERALD HAD A RIBALD SENSE OF HUMOR

Or maybe he was just really sad. What else can explain his turkey recipe with old watches, monkey meat, blown up with a bicycle pump and wrapped in flypaper?

Only a very funny sad man could say such a thing. His humor is blond hair wrapped in a blonde passport stamped into oblivion bitters and sent to a beautiful almost. That’s what they always say in Minnesota. This country makes you fish for words and fish for fish. 

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