COLOGNE OF THE GREATS

Creed Tabarome Millesime, the men's cologne, costs $120. That seems like a lot, but with it you get The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, They Drive By Night, In a Lonely Place, Lauren Bacall, Africa, whiskey, cigarettes, trench coats, and everything Humphrey Bogart ever saw. Not only that, you also get World War II, Malta, the feel of a big cigar, what Stalin's mustache looked like, the smell of a blue wool overcoat, rain on a battleship and everything else Winston Churchill ever saw including Pol Roger Champagne which is so good you can almost taste it from here. When you think about it, $120 is really kind of a steal for Creed Tabarome Millesime, because four ounces is a lot of Creed Tabarome Millesime, Creed Tabarome Millesime will last a long time, Creed Tabarome Millesime comes comes in a pretty bottle, will give you secret things, precious things, will make you love, will give you memories, and best of all, when someone in the elevator says "Pardon me, isn't that World War II?" you can say, "No, it is Creed Tabarome Millesime," - a terrific name to be sure and I keep Creed Tabarome Millesime in the right drawer where I keep the stuff that I need to be nearby and handy just in case of things.