SPEAKING OF BEING 93 YEARS OLD

Today I realized that there is a great advantage to being 93 years old.
Kirk Douglas, for example, who is 93 years old, still holds a grudge that his son Michael cast Jack Nicholson in the role of R.P. McMurphy in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST after he had bought the rights to the book for his son to produce the movie in 1975.

“God bless him,” Michael says, “he’s 93 years old.”

My Dad is just beginning to lose his hair.

“God bless him,” he says, “he’s 93 years old.”

Think of the things you can do at 93 years old and God will bless you!

1) Run red lights
2) steal from grocery stores
3) fondle women in those grocery stores
4) zip your fly less–a lot less
5) wear plaids and stripes and dots and more stripes
6) urinate at your leisure
7) start smoking cigarettes and burn down your house
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* this one you can fill in for extra credit.