FROM: EL HOMBRE DE LA CAPA CASTELLANA: AN EXCITING SPANISH ADVENTURE WITHOUT THE EXCITING

Chapter XIII


In which our heroes rest from their travails of daresay feasting upon Ensalada de Pollo, No Snapper, whilst sipping upon a copa of Cruzcampo and savouring a delightful endive pleasing to both the soul & fundament, they are startled by the sight of El Hombre de la Capa Anti-Cristiana peering at them, barely visible over the steam’d windows of the Via Colon, steamed because it is rainy outside, his short hair evidently just brushed, his plump white neck sticking out of la capa, wearing an expression of benevolent welcome compatible with his imperial majesty and smelling of cerise eau-de-cologne.

BASTARDO! cry our heroes, and El Hombre is gone almost as quickly as he appears: it is approximately 1:00 pm, Eastern Standard Time.



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