THE CHAMPAGNE JOURNALS, PART TWO: A CHAMPAGNE JOURNEY, DEEP BENEATH THE SEA

Well, I wasn't careful and it got all over my trousers. And so I dived into the deepest part of the ocean to have a nice adventure and to explore–to explore those places where the puffer fish refuse to go. An adventure!

You know what I discovered? The champagne down there is green. And there really was no Titanic after all. I looked everywhere. Lots of champagne, though. Boatloads.

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