LEMON TREES ARE VERY PRETTY, BUT NOTHING COMPARES WITH LEMON PLEDGE, BEAUTY-WISE

There is so much that you can tell from a man from looking into his eyes: some might say his heart, his soul, his dreams, his regrets. But it's really true that everthing has to be perfect: I would recommend dimming the lights, putting on a selection from
Montovani’s ‘In a Latin Mood’ (’Cielito Lindo’–highly recommended), pouring a glass of 2000 Vosne-Romanée Aux Brulées Domaine Leroy, lighting a pleasing fire in the fireplace, and then, oh, what the hell. Keep lighting things. Why stop now? Drapes and floral arrangements go up in a jiffy, and dressers and ottomans do too, especially if you clean them regularly with a petroleum-based cleaning product, such as Lemon Pledge, or one with a piney-rich, pleasing aromas such as Murphy’s Oil Soap.


all artwork, except likenesses of Lyndon B. Johnson, by Crispy Flotilla ® 2006