PEACHY

Just like you don’t look forward to all movies, you don’t look forward to all headaches, but I am looking forward to this one. I imagine myself with this headache, lying down in a peach-colored room and saying “I will never get up again” and then you saying “Yes, you will” and then me saying “No sir, I will not” and then you say something unrelated to my getting up, and then you saying about my getting up: “Yes you will, Baby.”